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ikiteruOriginally posted yesterday, something went terribly awry with my wording though. Reposted today because I'm still pissy and this is still more amusing than hearing me wank.
WARNING: WILL MORE THAN LIKELY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR RECODED, ALSO A LOT OF POTTY LANGUAGE.
Oh my god. why do I want to punch Jiminy Cricket in the face? His voice. WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. HIS. VOICE.
Chip. And. Dale. they made like, the most impressive compact computer in existence. Seriously. And I love how the entire premise of the game is apparently their idea.
So. Data Sora existed in the journal and they just kind of prodded him into doing their dirty work? Basically? That's what I'm gathering? I DON'T CARE BECAUSE KH 1 SORA IS STILL SQUISHABLE AND I HEART HIS FACE.
Oh. Hai station of awakening. We've been HERE before, haven't we? Why yes, I believe in a little game called Kingdom Hearts, no numbers/fancy words added. DID I JUST PAY THIRTY FIVE BUCKS TO REPLAY KINGDOM HEARTS ON A HANDHELD SYSTEM??
Unf. and it is the same all the way down to "choose a weapon. now sacrifice something." I'm still not kosher on what the hell to give up. (but I always, always choose the sword. because I'm predictable)
Oh. Okay, no. not a complete re-play...but..how did they know to DO that? Oh. Sora...told them about the dream? WHO THE FUCK WAS THE PERSON IN THE CLOAK?? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES! OH GOD I HAVE TO CHASE HIM NOW DD:
Uuuugh. Okay. So I just came off playing Birth by Sleep, like as of yesterday. My brain is still on that control system and I'm pretty sure that everything is actually in the same place for once BUT I CANNOT COMPUTE ;_;
Holy hell. You can change the difficulty setting AT ANY POINT IN TIME. What? seriously? that...is intriguing. but no. I'm giong to go at it on standard mode because this is my first time playing. And I kind of suck on first play throughs.
Leveling up. I HATE LEVELING UP LIKE THIS DD: THIS IS WHY I HATED CoM so much. but...maybe..the CPU thing will be easier? :hopeful face:
SAVE MENU "store the progress you've made so far" this is the only game where a save point actually makes sense.
OKAY. so. Sora is hearing Mickey's voice... out of no where. WHY DOES HE NOT FEAR FOR HIS SANITY!! also. he's at least a bit smarter than I ever give him credit for in fic. because he was like "oh. you know me? okay that makes sense...except no. it really doesn't :<"
"okay, the first thing we're looking for are glitches. anything out of the ordinary"
:camera pans a bit to the left: :HUGE RANDOM SCARY BLOCKS OF DOOM: "oh hai."
I WANT AN ICON OF WAKKA AND SORA STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER WITH THEIR THOUGHTFUL FACES
OH GOD MYSTERIOUS FIGURE! YOU'RE RIKU AREN'T YOU??or Repliku, this is what Namine did with you, isn't it?
also. I am not feeling the camera system. at. all. I'm used to toggling around with the left and right nobby thinges. The stylus is not happening. Ever. I broke my last one during Days because I kept chewing on it during missions because I needed it to upgrade my panels afterwards.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE CLOCK TREE THINGY? YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN USEFUL TWICE AND THAT WAS FINISHING COMMANDS! do the other things leading up to the finishing commands actually do anything or are they just there to piss me off?
auto-jump: useful, but kind of weird. I know I'm going to forget that he does not automatically jump all the time and I'm going to get myself ded this way.
Oh, hey! I defeated the baddies in the sector and now the bridge to the little island thingy has returned :D that's exciting. (No I'm not going to tell you how many times I ran back in forth going "WHERE IS EEEEET")
ahahaha. Sora. "woah. Hello bridge." I love his face.
The Secret Place. OF COURSE EVERYTHING LEADS BACK TO THAT.
Uuuh. okay. so. the whole thing with your commands is basically the same as BBS only no cool crystals to attach and get fun!shit out of it. Gotcha. I think. maybe?
There's a road for the taking if you end our world's aching
rhyyyyymiiing. I feel badly for whoever had to sit around and try to make this bullshit rhyme. :detests rhyming because she cannot do it: WHO DID SAY THAT WAS THAT ANOTHER BIT OF THE JOURNAL?? oh. of course it was. shitty rhymes happen in the journal. I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SO I CAN WRITE DOCTOR SEUSS-ESQUE FIC ABOUT THEM
Okay. So. no. That's not Riku. I retract my previous fangirling. WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS CLOAKED FIGURE?Roxas? Xion?
Okay. Darkside wasn't a hard boss by any account. Just kind of a lot of obnoxious because I kept failing at getting all three blocks on his arm :<< so it took a really, really long time. :massages thumb:
was that..why yes.. it looks exactly like the cutscene from KH I, WAY TO MAXIMIZE YOUR ARCHIVES, SQUEENIX.
more hurts than the one. we have just undone STOP WITH YOUR CRYPTIC RHYMING BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
...Yoda? Is that... is that Riku and Yoda? Or...I mean..um...what? I AM SO CONFUSED.
Also. listening to these cutscenes with older!sora's voice. Is. Just. surreal. Also, Data Sora and his "yaaay, I'm in a new town :D Don't worry Mickey, I'm here to help" YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD WITH ACTUAL REACTIONS! WHAT HAPPENED?
OH MY GOD SPRINGY BLUE BOX OF DOOM. It..it took me a bit to figure out I was supposed to jump on top of it >_> :kept running into the sides going "whyyy do you repel me pretty box?":
Uuuuh.. Okay. so I'm running around Traverse Town, technically searching for the triplets but actually just trying to find treasure!boxes and I'm talking to random people... Who were most definitely not in Traverse Town the first game. These guys look like people from Twilight Town o_O surreal moment is surreal.
Okay, I just unlocked the avatar menu and I had far too much fun with that considering it's all basic things :3 I WANT SOMEONE TO TRADE FLOORS WITH DD:
Sora+interaction with the triplets=adorable. True fact
Uuuuh...it has taken me this long to realize, but there is something wonky with the bg music. I adoreBIGGER SHINY L SHAPE!" That is obviously code for ana really wants to know what the hell is going on with the shiny l shaped thingies
Ooooh, new finish command? Not sure how I feel about this yet. It apparently involves me button mashing in the informed direction. (I totally sucked at these things on BBS)
....There's a moogle selling things in the First District. and right on the other side of the giant doors of doom, there's a moogle hologram selling the exact same things in the Second District.. why
Oh. hai very subtle hiding door :< BACK TO THEGHOST ZONE
..Oh. ironic. I think cheesy crossover, I get ghost boxes fantastic. And it requires timing on my part too :headdesk:
Wait. Woah. Did the door to the Second District always look like that? I mean, with the border and the fancy? o__O
I AM KIND OF SORT OF GETTING USED TO THE CAMERA ISSUE?
OH MY GOD GUYS THERE ARE SO MANY BLOCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR, THIS IS WHY THEY GAVE YOU AUTO JUMP BECAUSE I WOULD SUCK AT THIS SO HARDCORE OTHERWISE DD: also. the blue bouncy boxes and I have formed a love hate relationship. I keep missing them by like, scant pixels and they bash my face into the nearest wall :(
:watches cloaked!figure walk through the world exit: FIND THE BACKDOOR...gee. I wonder >_>
Okay so the new finishing command? is actually kind of sweet :D and I heart it big time
WHY DOES THIS SPACE HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT ROOMS DD: :does not liiiike options:
oh. Never mind. I don't really have options so much as "hey, do you want extra SP?" (I cannot, for the life of me, remember what the S stands for "isn't that right Sora") WAIT NO, WRONG AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO GO ALL OVER THE ZIGGY ZAGGY TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. hrm. that was weird because everytime we went to that other space before I had a sensation of going UP.
dude. I went from lvl 3 to lvl 8 without even realizing it? How does that happen? (oh. I connected the CPUs so everything doubled in strength. That's how, apparently)
o____o WHAT IS GOING DOWN IN THE SECOND DISTRICT?? THIS IS THE FREAKEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER SEEN EVER
God. the backdoor this time was significantly better hidden than the previous ones >_> (or, you know, I just fail?)
Oooo, yay, another type of block! Give me two more levels and I will have no idea what color block does what. True fact.
and another one? "each blue blox with a star has a corresponding light green blox with a star somewhere in the area. Both of these blox will move if you hit them."
.......
Fuck you Recoded.
OH MY GOD I GOOFED ONE OF THE BOXES AND NOW I CAN'T ACCES IT TO SMASH IT AND THERE IS A PRIZE SOMETHING IN THERE AND I NO CAN HAS :made of fail:
oh. oh god. I got it. yaaaay! and it was a hi-potion, more yaaay!
Does anybody watch/read Kekkaishi? because that's what all these floating squares are putting me in mind of (oh god. crossover, please?)
OH HEY GUYS I TOTALLY MAYBE SORT OF FIGURED OUT THAT WHOLE CLOCK TREE THING :DDD AND IT'S CUSTOMIZABLE A BIT!
....how. the. fuck. did. four. shiny. L's become a KEYHOLE?????
WHAT THE HELL GUYS, SIDE SCROLLING?? I SUCK SO HARD AT SIDE SCROLLING IN THE ASS END OF THE SCREEN IS COMING UP TO CHOMP ME OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I CAN'T ACTUALLY KILL SORA ;__;
...oh. my. god. why did I not think of that sooner? I can use the abilities I snatch up to BREAK FUCKING BLOCKS :headdesk: I can has redo on this, please? (but no. I will take whatever shitty score I end up with for being a complete putz)
I DO NOT LIKE BOSS BATTLES WHEN I HAS NO HEAL. DD: but that was definitely....different.
Ahahahhaha. Mickey and the gang are trapped in the...room. With the computer.
Undo the hurt to unbar the way YOU DID NOT RHYME THERE, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
WARNING: WILL MORE THAN LIKELY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR RECODED, ALSO A LOT OF POTTY LANGUAGE.
Oh my god. why do I want to punch Jiminy Cricket in the face? His voice. WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. HIS. VOICE.
Chip. And. Dale. they made like, the most impressive compact computer in existence. Seriously. And I love how the entire premise of the game is apparently their idea.
So. Data Sora existed in the journal and they just kind of prodded him into doing their dirty work? Basically? That's what I'm gathering? I DON'T CARE BECAUSE KH 1 SORA IS STILL SQUISHABLE AND I HEART HIS FACE.
Oh. Hai station of awakening. We've been HERE before, haven't we? Why yes, I believe in a little game called Kingdom Hearts, no numbers/fancy words added. DID I JUST PAY THIRTY FIVE BUCKS TO REPLAY KINGDOM HEARTS ON A HANDHELD SYSTEM??
Unf. and it is the same all the way down to "choose a weapon. now sacrifice something." I'm still not kosher on what the hell to give up. (but I always, always choose the sword. because I'm predictable)
Oh. Okay, no. not a complete re-play...but..how did they know to DO that? Oh. Sora...told them about the dream? WHO THE FUCK WAS THE PERSON IN THE CLOAK?? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES! OH GOD I HAVE TO CHASE HIM NOW DD:
Uuuugh. Okay. So I just came off playing Birth by Sleep, like as of yesterday. My brain is still on that control system and I'm pretty sure that everything is actually in the same place for once BUT I CANNOT COMPUTE ;_;
Holy hell. You can change the difficulty setting AT ANY POINT IN TIME. What? seriously? that...is intriguing. but no. I'm giong to go at it on standard mode because this is my first time playing. And I kind of suck on first play throughs.
Leveling up. I HATE LEVELING UP LIKE THIS DD: THIS IS WHY I HATED CoM so much. but...maybe..the CPU thing will be easier? :hopeful face:
SAVE MENU "store the progress you've made so far" this is the only game where a save point actually makes sense.
OKAY. so. Sora is hearing Mickey's voice... out of no where. WHY DOES HE NOT FEAR FOR HIS SANITY!! also. he's at least a bit smarter than I ever give him credit for in fic. because he was like "oh. you know me? okay that makes sense...except no. it really doesn't :<"
"okay, the first thing we're looking for are glitches. anything out of the ordinary"
:camera pans a bit to the left: :HUGE RANDOM SCARY BLOCKS OF DOOM: "oh hai."
I WANT AN ICON OF WAKKA AND SORA STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER WITH THEIR THOUGHTFUL FACES
OH GOD MYSTERIOUS FIGURE! YOU'RE RIKU AREN'T YOU??
also. I am not feeling the camera system. at. all. I'm used to toggling around with the left and right nobby thinges. The stylus is not happening. Ever. I broke my last one during Days because I kept chewing on it during missions because I needed it to upgrade my panels afterwards.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE CLOCK TREE THINGY? YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN USEFUL TWICE AND THAT WAS FINISHING COMMANDS! do the other things leading up to the finishing commands actually do anything or are they just there to piss me off?
auto-jump: useful, but kind of weird. I know I'm going to forget that he does not automatically jump all the time and I'm going to get myself ded this way.
Oh, hey! I defeated the baddies in the sector and now the bridge to the little island thingy has returned :D that's exciting. (No I'm not going to tell you how many times I ran back in forth going "WHERE IS EEEEET")
ahahaha. Sora. "woah. Hello bridge." I love his face.
The Secret Place. OF COURSE EVERYTHING LEADS BACK TO THAT.
Uuuh. okay. so. the whole thing with your commands is basically the same as BBS only no cool crystals to attach and get fun!shit out of it. Gotcha. I think. maybe?
There's a road for the taking if you end our world's aching
rhyyyyymiiing. I feel badly for whoever had to sit around and try to make this bullshit rhyme. :detests rhyming because she cannot do it: WHO DID SAY THAT WAS THAT ANOTHER BIT OF THE JOURNAL?? oh. of course it was. shitty rhymes happen in the journal. I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SO I CAN WRITE DOCTOR SEUSS-ESQUE FIC ABOUT THEM
Okay. So. no. That's not Riku. I retract my previous fangirling. WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS CLOAKED FIGURE?
Okay. Darkside wasn't a hard boss by any account. Just kind of a lot of obnoxious because I kept failing at getting all three blocks on his arm :<< so it took a really, really long time. :massages thumb:
was that..why yes.. it looks exactly like the cutscene from KH I, WAY TO MAXIMIZE YOUR ARCHIVES, SQUEENIX.
more hurts than the one. we have just undone STOP WITH YOUR CRYPTIC RHYMING BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
...Yoda? Is that... is that Riku and Yoda? Or...I mean..um...what? I AM SO CONFUSED.
Also. listening to these cutscenes with older!sora's voice. Is. Just. surreal. Also, Data Sora and his "yaaay, I'm in a new town :D Don't worry Mickey, I'm here to help" YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD WITH ACTUAL REACTIONS! WHAT HAPPENED?
OH MY GOD SPRINGY BLUE BOX OF DOOM. It..it took me a bit to figure out I was supposed to jump on top of it >_> :kept running into the sides going "whyyy do you repel me pretty box?":
Uuuuh.. Okay. so I'm running around Traverse Town, technically searching for the triplets but actually just trying to find treasure!boxes and I'm talking to random people... Who were most definitely not in Traverse Town the first game. These guys look like people from Twilight Town o_O surreal moment is surreal.
Okay, I just unlocked the avatar menu and I had far too much fun with that considering it's all basic things :3 I WANT SOMEONE TO TRADE FLOORS WITH DD:
Sora+interaction with the triplets=adorable. True fact
Uuuuh...it has taken me this long to realize, but there is something wonky with the bg music. I adoreBIGGER SHINY L SHAPE!" That is obviously code for ana really wants to know what the hell is going on with the shiny l shaped thingies
Ooooh, new finish command? Not sure how I feel about this yet. It apparently involves me button mashing in the informed direction. (I totally sucked at these things on BBS)
....There's a moogle selling things in the First District. and right on the other side of the giant doors of doom, there's a moogle hologram selling the exact same things in the Second District.. why
Oh. hai very subtle hiding door :< BACK TO THE
..Oh. ironic. I think cheesy crossover, I get ghost boxes fantastic. And it requires timing on my part too :headdesk:
Wait. Woah. Did the door to the Second District always look like that? I mean, with the border and the fancy? o__O
I AM KIND OF SORT OF GETTING USED TO THE CAMERA ISSUE?
OH MY GOD GUYS THERE ARE SO MANY BLOCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR, THIS IS WHY THEY GAVE YOU AUTO JUMP BECAUSE I WOULD SUCK AT THIS SO HARDCORE OTHERWISE DD: also. the blue bouncy boxes and I have formed a love hate relationship. I keep missing them by like, scant pixels and they bash my face into the nearest wall :(
:watches cloaked!figure walk through the world exit: FIND THE BACKDOOR...gee. I wonder >_>
Okay so the new finishing command? is actually kind of sweet :D and I heart it big time
WHY DOES THIS SPACE HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT ROOMS DD: :does not liiiike options:
oh. Never mind. I don't really have options so much as "hey, do you want extra SP?" (I cannot, for the life of me, remember what the S stands for "isn't that right Sora") WAIT NO, WRONG AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO GO ALL OVER THE ZIGGY ZAGGY TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. hrm. that was weird because everytime we went to that other space before I had a sensation of going UP.
dude. I went from lvl 3 to lvl 8 without even realizing it? How does that happen? (oh. I connected the CPUs so everything doubled in strength. That's how, apparently)
o____o WHAT IS GOING DOWN IN THE SECOND DISTRICT?? THIS IS THE FREAKEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER SEEN EVER
God. the backdoor this time was significantly better hidden than the previous ones >_> (or, you know, I just fail?)
Oooo, yay, another type of block! Give me two more levels and I will have no idea what color block does what. True fact.
and another one? "each blue blox with a star has a corresponding light green blox with a star somewhere in the area. Both of these blox will move if you hit them."
.......
Fuck you Recoded.
OH MY GOD I GOOFED ONE OF THE BOXES AND NOW I CAN'T ACCES IT TO SMASH IT AND THERE IS A PRIZE SOMETHING IN THERE AND I NO CAN HAS :made of fail:
oh. oh god. I got it. yaaaay! and it was a hi-potion, more yaaay!
Does anybody watch/read Kekkaishi? because that's what all these floating squares are putting me in mind of (oh god. crossover, please?)
OH HEY GUYS I TOTALLY MAYBE SORT OF FIGURED OUT THAT WHOLE CLOCK TREE THING :DDD AND IT'S CUSTOMIZABLE A BIT!
....how. the. fuck. did. four. shiny. L's become a KEYHOLE?????
WHAT THE HELL GUYS, SIDE SCROLLING?? I SUCK SO HARD AT SIDE SCROLLING IN THE ASS END OF THE SCREEN IS COMING UP TO CHOMP ME OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I CAN'T ACTUALLY KILL SORA ;__;
...oh. my. god. why did I not think of that sooner? I can use the abilities I snatch up to BREAK FUCKING BLOCKS :headdesk: I can has redo on this, please? (but no. I will take whatever shitty score I end up with for being a complete putz)
I DO NOT LIKE BOSS BATTLES WHEN I HAS NO HEAL. DD: but that was definitely....different.
Ahahahhaha. Mickey and the gang are trapped in the...room. With the computer.
Undo the hurt to unbar the way YOU DID NOT RHYME THERE, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
